Montana Jones

Montana n: A state of the northwest United States bordering on Canada. Admitted as the 41st state in 1889. The fourth largest state in the union, it includes vast prairies and numerous majestic mountain ranges.
Syn: Treasure State, Big Sky Country, Last Best Place.

Jones n: slang. An addiction or very deep craving.

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

The Montana Jones Manifesto

  • Any part of this manifesto can and will be ignored by M. Jones when it inconveniences him.
  • I will not blog about politics.
  • I will not blog about blogging or otherwise engage in navel-gazing
  • I will not blog only to say 'I have nothing to say.'
  • I will blog naked whenever possible.
  • I will spell check my posts.
  • I will not fear the delete key.
  • I will always work to improve the quality of my writing.
  • I will post photos once in a while.
  • I will try to be succinct.
  • I will try to be creative and original.
  • I will blog with constant self denial about my mothers ability to find my blog.
  • Intoxication is no excuse.
  • I will not link to pages I found on blogdex, Bloglines, or any other blog aggregate. The world is already aware of these.
  • I will not post a link without also posting a reason to visit the link. (And posting what can be found at the link is a pretty good idea too.)
  • I will endeavor to have sex and blog about sex as often as possible, because this is what the internet was invented for in the first place will drive the most traffic to my blog.
  • I will try to be observant of the world around me.
  • If I can't think of anything original to say, I will at least try to find an original way to say it.
  • I will be honest.