Montana Jones

Montana n: A state of the northwest United States bordering on Canada. Admitted as the 41st state in 1889. The fourth largest state in the union, it includes vast prairies and numerous majestic mountain ranges.
Syn: Treasure State, Big Sky Country, Last Best Place.

Jones n: slang. An addiction or very deep craving.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Montana Vocabulary


1 Noun: The layer of body fat that accumulates in the winter months. Syn: winter padding.

"My pants and my winter don't get along."
"I didn't winter too bad this year."
"Falling didn't hurt, I landed on my winter."

2 Verb: To pass through or live through winter. To keep or manage during winter.

"Hey Pete, how did you winter?"
"My mortgage wintered better than I did."

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