Montana Jones

Montana n: A state of the northwest United States bordering on Canada. Admitted as the 41st state in 1889. The fourth largest state in the union, it includes vast prairies and numerous majestic mountain ranges.
Syn: Treasure State, Big Sky Country, Last Best Place.

Jones n: slang. An addiction or very deep craving.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Google mojo

Does anyone know how to do a Google search (or any other search engine for that matter) that will return a list of colleges and universities that begin fall classes in September?

I have pulled out every bit of Google mojo I know and I can't find what I am looking for.

I even tried using a SQL statement.

Your search - SELECT "Acedemic Calendar" FROM "United states colleges and Universities" WHERE "Fall Classes Begin" > "September 12, 2008" - did not match any documents.

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Thursday, August 23, 2007

Killing the school

Teacher:
I'm a little worried about what's going to happen to our school. They have been building up all that housing nearby.
She:
It's just going to inundate you with kids, isn't it?
Teacher:
No. They are turning that old farmland into all these three million dollar houses. No one with kids can afford to live there. Families have to move farther away and this school is just going to die.

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