Montana Jones

Montana n: A state of the northwest United States bordering on Canada. Admitted as the 41st state in 1889. The fourth largest state in the union, it includes vast prairies and numerous majestic mountain ranges.
Syn: Treasure State, Big Sky Country, Last Best Place.

Jones n: slang. An addiction or very deep craving.

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Snow Report

S_:
We had N_ up there this weekend. He gave me a snow report.
Me:
Oh?
S_:
The snow is ten feet deep. It is up to the windows on the second floor.
Me:
Still feeling good about opening early this year?
S_:
Let me tell you, I'm just glad I packed in as many supplies as I did at the end of the season last year.