Montana Jones

Montana n: A state of the northwest United States bordering on Canada. Admitted as the 41st state in 1889. The fourth largest state in the union, it includes vast prairies and numerous majestic mountain ranges.
Syn: Treasure State, Big Sky Country, Last Best Place.

Jones n: slang. An addiction or very deep craving.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

How to turn a marmot into a grizzly bear

First Hiker:
What is that animal? I have never seen it before. It looks sorta like a little bear.
Second Hiker:
We saw what looks like a little bear down the trail a ways.
Third Hiker:
We met these ladies that said they saw a bear on the trail.
Fourth Hiker:
I've heard there has been a bear sighting on the trail.
Fifth Hiker:
What sort of bear?
Fourth Hiker:
I dunno. It must be a grizzly.
Fifth Hiker:
Hey, have you heard? There has been a grizzly sighting on this trail.