Montana Jones

Montana n: A state of the northwest United States bordering on Canada. Admitted as the 41st state in 1889. The fourth largest state in the union, it includes vast prairies and numerous majestic mountain ranges.
Syn: Treasure State, Big Sky Country, Last Best Place.

Jones n: slang. An addiction or very deep craving.

Monday, November 13, 2006

Monday morning

Voice on phone:
Squanna squanna, wonk squanna wonk squanna.
Thought to self:
I would be much more cheerful if I had not done so much drinking yesterday.