Montana Jones

Montana n: A state of the northwest United States bordering on Canada. Admitted as the 41st state in 1889. The fourth largest state in the union, it includes vast prairies and numerous majestic mountain ranges.
Syn: Treasure State, Big Sky Country, Last Best Place.

Jones n: slang. An addiction or very deep craving.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Woman, fetch my beer

She:
Want me to get your beer?
Me:
No, please, under no circumstances should you get my beer.
She:
Under no circumstances?
Me:
It's the domestic implications that disturb me. <redneck>Woman, fetch muh beer!</redneck>
She:
Ha. Well, if you ever say it like that I'm throwing your ass off the balcony. But I was going to go get my ice tea and I thought while I was up I could bring your beer.
Me:
Naw, I'll have it with dinner.

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