Montana Jones

Montana n: A state of the northwest United States bordering on Canada. Admitted as the 41st state in 1889. The fourth largest state in the union, it includes vast prairies and numerous majestic mountain ranges.
Syn: Treasure State, Big Sky Country, Last Best Place.

Jones n: slang. An addiction or very deep craving.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Grammar Police

Me:
Are you driving back to Missoula tonight?
She:
Yeah.
Me:
Well, drive safe.
She:
I will. I'll drive safely too.
Me:
And don't let the grammar police catch you.

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