Montana Jones

Montana n: A state of the northwest United States bordering on Canada. Admitted as the 41st state in 1889. The fourth largest state in the union, it includes vast prairies and numerous majestic mountain ranges.
Syn: Treasure State, Big Sky Country, Last Best Place.

Jones n: slang. An addiction or very deep craving.

Friday, May 06, 2005

Why I love the internet

Disclaimer: this post contains links to nudity and naughty things. You may not want to go clicking links while at work.

First up, who knew that the first Friday in May is no pants day? I for one intend to do my part. That's right, I am blogging without pants. Don't look so shocked; it's not like I've never done it before. You probably can't even guess which of my previous posts were made sans trouser. You should join me. It's fun.

Now here is a shocker, no pants day happens to fall during International Masturbation Month. (linkity, linky, link) Coincidence? I think not.

Now as far as I can gather, IMM is supposed to raise awareness of, err, something. It definitely raises something. C'mon, join in. Surveys say that nine out of ten people masturbate and the other one is lying. There are many fine activities in case you need an excuse. There are various masturbate-a-thons. I think they may be raising money for something. There is also masturbation for peace. Who are raising bad poetry. This would also be a good place to plug my favorite masturbation related link, beautiful agony. They want your money in a capitlaistic porno sort of way, but don't pay if you don't want to, I find the thumbnail photos erotic enough.

Now how would we have ever known about the goodness of no pants day or International Masturbation Month without the internet. Get out there and enjoy yourselves kids.