Montana n: A state of the northwest United States bordering on Canada. Admitted as the 41st state in 1889. The fourth largest state in the union, it includes vast prairies and numerous majestic mountain ranges.
Syn: Treasure State, Big Sky Country, Last Best Place.
Jones n: slang. An addiction or very deep craving.
Friday, May 06, 2005
Why I love the internet
Disclaimer: this post contains links to nudity and naughty things. You may not want to go clicking links while at work.
First up, who knew that the first Friday in May is no pants day? I for one intend to do my part. That's right, I am blogging without pants. Don't look so shocked; it's not like I've never done it before. You probably can't even guess which of my previous posts were made sans trouser. You should join me. It's fun.
Now here is a shocker, no pants day happens to fall during International Masturbation Month. (linkity, linky, link) Coincidence? I think not.
Now as far as I can gather, IMM is supposed to raise awareness of, err, something. It definitely raises something. C'mon, join in. Surveys say that nine out of ten people masturbate and the other one is lying. There are many fine activities in case you need an excuse. There are various masturbate-a-thons. I think they may be raising money for something. There is also masturbation for peace. Who are raising bad poetry. This would also be a good place to plug my favorite masturbation related link, beautiful agony. They want your money in a capitlaistic porno sort of way, but don't pay if you don't want to, I find the thumbnail photos erotic enough.
Now how would we have ever known about the goodness of no pants day or International Masturbation Month without the internet. Get out there and enjoy yourselves kids.
There is more Jones in the archives: February 2005 March 2005 April 2005 May 2005 June 2005 July 2005 August 2005 September 2005 October 2005 November 2005 December 2005 January 2006 February 2006 March 2006 April 2006 May 2006 June 2006 July 2006 August 2006 September 2006 October 2006 November 2006 December 2006 January 2007 February 2007 March 2007 April 2007 May 2007 June 2007 July 2007 August 2007 September 2007 October 2007 November 2007 December 2007 January 2008 February 2008 March 2008 April 2008 May 2008 June 2008 July 2008 August 2008 September 2008 October 2008 November 2008 December 2008 January 2009 February 2009 March 2009 April 2009 May 2009 June 2009 December 2009 January 2010 May 2014
