Montana Jones

Montana n: A state of the northwest United States bordering on Canada. Admitted as the 41st state in 1889. The fourth largest state in the union, it includes vast prairies and numerous majestic mountain ranges.
Syn: Treasure State, Big Sky Country, Last Best Place.

Jones n: slang. An addiction or very deep craving.

Sunday, June 05, 2005


"I think Montana should be different. Montana should have an 18 drinking age and a 100 speed limit."

Spoken by an overweight, homely, and pertinacious woman on the occasion of her son's 18th birthday celebration.

What are you doing eavesdropping on overweight homely pertinacious women? Shame on you... :)
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