Montana Jones

Montana n: A state of the northwest United States bordering on Canada. Admitted as the 41st state in 1889. The fourth largest state in the union, it includes vast prairies and numerous majestic mountain ranges.
Syn: Treasure State, Big Sky Country, Last Best Place.

Jones n: slang. An addiction or very deep craving.

Friday, June 09, 2006

First Aid

Z_:
I took that first aid class the other day and got the little card.
Me:
Oh, wonderful. Be sure to bring that card when we get started so I can get a copy for the files.
Z_:
Okay, I will. It's kind of funny how they train you, the solution to every problem is "Call 911".
Me:
Oh dear.
Z_:
I have been trained that if I come across an accident I should stop and say "I have first aid training, I can help you…. I can call 911 for you."
Comments:
Want me to send you my wilderness medicine pocket guide since that calling option doesn't work so well in the Park??
 
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