Montana Jones

Montana n: A state of the northwest United States bordering on Canada. Admitted as the 41st state in 1889. The fourth largest state in the union, it includes vast prairies and numerous majestic mountain ranges.
Syn: Treasure State, Big Sky Country, Last Best Place.

Jones n: slang. An addiction or very deep craving.

Friday, August 11, 2006

They will cut his head off

He:
I have a son that wants to go to Iran.
Me:
Really? Cool.
She:
Oh my god. If they catch him they will cut his head off.
Me:
I would love to visit the Middle East. I hear that it is some beautiful country. Right now would be a bad time, but in about ten years.
She:
Oh god. Never. They hate everyone.
He:
Well, my son is a journalism student. He is interested in places that have current events going on.
Me:
Yeah, Iran counts.
She:
Oh god. They will cut his head off if they catch him.