Montana Jones

Montana n: A state of the northwest United States bordering on Canada. Admitted as the 41st state in 1889. The fourth largest state in the union, it includes vast prairies and numerous majestic mountain ranges.
Syn: Treasure State, Big Sky Country, Last Best Place.

Jones n: slang. An addiction or very deep craving.

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

The Tao of Jones

She:
I've never asked, what is your faith?
Me:
I'm pretty much a Jonesist.
She:
What is that?
Me:
Well, it's about 50% agnostic, about 25% atheist, perhaps a little more. It's got about 15% Judeo Christian from the culture I've been brought up in. About 5% Buddhist, another 5% of Islam and the rest is a mix of Pagan and Bahai and Wiccan and whatever other religions I have been exposed to through the years.
She:
For a minute there I thought Jonesist meant you thought of yourself as a deity.
Me:
Not so much. While I have created many things in my life I have never created a universe. Most recently I made a batch of mustard.
She:
They say that the kingdom of heaven can exist in a mustard seed.
Me:
Hmmm. Well perhaps I am a deity then. A god to whatever universe exists in that pot of mustard.

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