Montana Jones

Montana n: A state of the northwest United States bordering on Canada. Admitted as the 41st state in 1889. The fourth largest state in the union, it includes vast prairies and numerous majestic mountain ranges.
Syn: Treasure State, Big Sky Country, Last Best Place.

Jones n: slang. An addiction or very deep craving.

Monday, February 23, 2009

1969 was a very good year

  • In 1969, man first walked on the moon.
  • In 1969 the first packet switched router connected two computers on different ends of the country.
  • In 1969 Monty Python's Flying Circus first aired in the UK.
  • In 1969 the Boeing 747 jumbo jet took its first flight.
  • In 1969 the first Automatic Teller Machine was installed.
  • In 1969 the first album in the heavy metal genre was released (Led Zepplin I).

Oh yeah, and in 1969 some guy named Jones was born. This blog is no longer the adventures of a thirty-something guy. It is now the adventures of a forty-something guy.

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Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Something about old dogs and new tricks

OD:
I'm not sure about that bank merger. We'll have to see how they handle their accounts.
Me:
The teller lady today told me that account numbers and things will stay the same, only the name will change. We just use up our existing checks and when we get new ones they will have a new name on them.
OD:
They sent me a new credit card too, but I don't think I can activate it. They are going to make me go to an ATM.
Me:
Last time I got a new card I just called an 800 number to activate it.
OD:
Well the instructions say I have to go to an ATM. Here, right here it says that. They have this 800 number for questions but it doesn't say you can activate with that.
Me:
Well, go to an ATM.
OD:
I have issues with ATM's. I don't use them; they cost too much. I shouldn't have to pay to use my own money. I don't even know my pin number. Don't have one. Something that does not exist can't be stolen.
Me:
Just try the 800 number. I bet it will work.
OD:
And if they try to tell me I have to use an ATM I will just go to another bank. I'm the one loaning them money. If they don't do things the way I like, I will go find another bank and loan my money to them instead. Ain't no one can force me to use an ATM if I don't want to.

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