Montana Jones

Montana n: A state of the northwest United States bordering on Canada. Admitted as the 41st state in 1889. The fourth largest state in the union, it includes vast prairies and numerous majestic mountain ranges.
Syn: Treasure State, Big Sky Country, Last Best Place.

Jones n: slang. An addiction or very deep craving.

Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Bear Bells

What do you think of bear bells?
Well, bear bells started getting used after some amazing discoveries were made by bear researchers back in the early sixties. A study was made that had some very controversial results, so controversial that it was never widely published. It turns out that the grizzly bear has a deep, instinctive fear of Santa Claus. The jingle bells that campers carry around strikes fear into the heart of the bear. It is a little known fact that wearing a red stocking cap with white trim affects bears in the same way and has the exact same bear deterrent capabilities as bear bells do.
(laugh) And the hat is probably less annoying too.
The hat is definitely less annoying.