Montana Jones

Montana n: A state of the northwest United States bordering on Canada. Admitted as the 41st state in 1889. The fourth largest state in the union, it includes vast prairies and numerous majestic mountain ranges.
Syn: Treasure State, Big Sky Country, Last Best Place.

Jones n: slang. An addiction or very deep craving.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Hiking with a broom for a walking stick

Lady Hiker:
Nice, I like a guy that can clean up after himself.

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Guy hiker:
Nice broom.
Me:
Thanks.

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Girl Hiker:
Can you clean up this trail a little?

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Girl Hiker:
Are you here to clean the place up?
Me:
Yup. I'm under orders.

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Girl Hiker:
Could you sweep up some of this horse poop please.

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Guy Hiker:
I've never seen a hiking stick like that.
Me:
Custom built for dusty trails.

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Lady Hiker:
You must be Montana Jones. I don't know anyone else that would hike up here with a broom.
Me:
I'm just glad they didn't ask for a vacuum cleaner.
Comments:
Ah... Hi. I'm a fellow Montana blogger who's new to this. I like your posts - they are pretty amusing, esp. the marmot to bear.
 
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