Montana Jones

Montana n: A state of the northwest United States bordering on Canada. Admitted as the 41st state in 1889. The fourth largest state in the union, it includes vast prairies and numerous majestic mountain ranges.
Syn: Treasure State, Big Sky Country, Last Best Place.

Jones n: slang. An addiction or very deep craving.

Monday, November 20, 2006

Teevee watcher

Me:
I've mostly just been watching movies.
Her:
So you are a teevee watcher.
Me:
No, I just use the VCR and DVD. I don't watch teevee.
Her:
But what are those connected to? You watch teevee.
Me:
But it's different. No shows, no advertisements, no scheduled.
Her:
But you are still watching television.
Me:
But it's not like I am watching broadcast television or anything.
Her:
You are so full of it. The next time you say you don't watch teevee and get all holier than thou I am so gonna call you on it. You're a teevee watcher.
Me:
But... No.
Her:
You can't deny it. You watch television.
Me:
Rats.
Her:
♫ You watch teevee, you watch teevee. ♪

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Comments:
LOL, I wouldn't consider that TV watching either. You are a movie watcher. Now if you came home every day from work, popped open a can of beer and parked yourself in front of the set with a Hungry Man TV dinner and watched hours worth of sitcoms and dramas, I'd say you were a TV watcher. But nope..you're a movie watcher!
:P
Stacie
 
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