Montana Jones

Montana n: A state of the northwest United States bordering on Canada. Admitted as the 41st state in 1889. The fourth largest state in the union, it includes vast prairies and numerous majestic mountain ranges.
Syn: Treasure State, Big Sky Country, Last Best Place.

Jones n: slang. An addiction or very deep craving.

Friday, May 04, 2007

We've all been there

Dentist:
Let me know if this hurts.
Me:
Yargguuuf.
Dentist:
You are doing good, is this too uncomfortable?
Me:
Hrruungh.
Dental Assistant:
You won't believe what I did last night. I won twenty bucks playing pool.
Dentist:
Good for you.
Dental Assistant:
Do you play pool Jones?
Me:
Snooorgle.
Dental Assistant:
I thought all guys played pool. I thought it was a rule or something.
Me:
Gleeech, Aaaug.
Dentist:
Are you ready Jones, now is the fun part. The drill can get a little loud.
Me:
Ooorth.

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Comments:
Oh, yes. . . my first dentist used to say, "Now if this hurts, put your hand in the air and I'll stop drilling." I remember having both hands & feet in the air and he was still drilling. . .
 
I got sweaty and heart palpatations just from reading that...ugh
 
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