Montana Jones

Montana n: A state of the northwest United States bordering on Canada. Admitted as the 41st state in 1889. The fourth largest state in the union, it includes vast prairies and numerous majestic mountain ranges.
Syn: Treasure State, Big Sky Country, Last Best Place.

Jones n: slang. An addiction or very deep craving.

Sunday, June 10, 2007

June rituals

  • Waterproof my boots and hiking hat with mink oil.
  • Tune up and change the oil in my car.
  • Stock the pantry with convenience foods.
  • Put new batteries in all my flashlights.
  • Inventory my first aid kit.
  • Make a new mix CD for the car.
  • Buy new socks.
  • Trim my hair down really close.
  • Stock my car with a change of clothes, extra tee shirts and underpants, hand towel, toothbrush, deodorant and sleeping bag.
  • Make backup disks of all computers.

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