Montana Jones

Road trip with dad. Day 4.

Sitting in the car all day is making me uncomfortably horny. And traveling with dad I have had no privacy to masturbate. I am spending my days suffering from uncomfortable hardons. I have got to take my mind off this somehow. Gaze at the scenery and the undulating, curvy hills. No. Look at those grain silos standing erect along the horizon. No. Check out that oil derrick pumping and thrusting rhythmically. Arrrrgh. No. This is going to be a long trip.

Labels: dad, horny, road trip, sex

Sex sells

Me:

I think my blog has been kinda lame for the past year or so. It needs some new spice.

She:

Not much to write about? You need a good girlfriend to spice things up, then you would have plenty of drama to blog about.

Me:

The good ones are hard to come by. And I don't like drama.

She:

You're blogging about broken ovens? I agree, your blog needs spice. Hon, I love ya... but you need more spice.

Me:

So what do you suggest?

She:

Sex sells.

Me:

Okay, so I need to have more sex. Story of my life.

She:

lmao, Story of everyone's lives... Just saying we all (secretly) love hearing about it.

Labels: blog, conversation, drama, sex, spice

Thought for the day

Sex is better for finding friends than friends are for finding sex.

Labels: friends, sex, thought