Montana Jones

Montana n: A state of the northwest United States bordering on Canada. Admitted as the 41st state in 1889. The fourth largest state in the union, it includes vast prairies and numerous majestic mountain ranges.
Syn: Treasure State, Big Sky Country, Last Best Place.

Jones n: slang. An addiction or very deep craving.

Saturday, March 04, 2006

Credit

Me:
I am running into one little problem with the mortgage companies.
L_:
What's that?
Me:
My money is no good to them. I don't have a credit score.
L_:
Hmmm.
Me:
Apparently if you're not spending money you don't have on shit you don't need then you are a bad person and not allowed to buy a house.