Montana Jones

Montana n: A state of the northwest United States bordering on Canada. Admitted as the 41st state in 1889. The fourth largest state in the union, it includes vast prairies and numerous majestic mountain ranges.
Syn: Treasure State, Big Sky Country, Last Best Place.

Jones n: slang. An addiction or very deep craving.

Friday, May 12, 2006

Mothers Day

And don't forget about Mothers Day?
Uh, Oh. When is that? Is that this month?
It's the 14th. That's, uh, that's this Sunday.
Oooh. Glad you reminded me. It's safe to forget Fathers Day, but Mothers Day, not so much.
Yeah. Fathers Day you can get away with "Hey dad, Happy Fathers Day, here's a beer." On Mothers Day you need to do something a little more special.
Well I was planning on visiting this weekend anyway. Major M is in the state.
Good deal. You are all set then.