Montana Jones

Montana n: A state of the northwest United States bordering on Canada. Admitted as the 41st state in 1889. The fourth largest state in the union, it includes vast prairies and numerous majestic mountain ranges.
Syn: Treasure State, Big Sky Country, Last Best Place.

Jones n: slang. An addiction or very deep craving.

Friday, August 18, 2006

What is this "weekend" of which you speak?

He:
Have a good weekend.
Me:
Yup, I get one of those next month.
He:
No weekend for you?
Me:
I work every day in the summer.
He:
Man, I don't know how you do it. I am really looking forward to getting tomorrow off.

I can always tell it's Friday because thats the day everyone I do business with tells me to "have a nice weekend." Sometimes this confuses me.

She:
Is the end in sight?
Me:
Three and a half weeks.
She:
Not that anyone is counting.
Me:
Not that anyone is counting.
Comments:
Not that anyone is counting.
 
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