Montana Jones

Montana n: A state of the northwest United States bordering on Canada. Admitted as the 41st state in 1889. The fourth largest state in the union, it includes vast prairies and numerous majestic mountain ranges.
Syn: Treasure State, Big Sky Country, Last Best Place.

Jones n: slang. An addiction or very deep craving.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Feng Shui

Clerk:
Sorry, this computer is running slow right now. It always works fast when I am in the back but up here it slows down on me for some reason.
Me:
I know how that goes. It's probably the Feng Shui. You need some potted plants around here.
Clerk:
[pause] [blank look] I have no idea what you just said.