Montana Jones

Montana n: A state of the northwest United States bordering on Canada. Admitted as the 41st state in 1889. The fourth largest state in the union, it includes vast prairies and numerous majestic mountain ranges.
Syn: Treasure State, Big Sky Country, Last Best Place.

Jones n: slang. An addiction or very deep craving.

Friday, September 08, 2006

Hikers overheard

How can you do it? Standing around in shorts and a tee shirt like that?
You must not be from around here.
I'm from Florida.
That explains the winter coat.


Girl Hiker:
So do you have your Tylenol and Bayer for the end of the day.
First Guy Hiker:
Oh yeah. We have our painkillers.
Other Guy Hiker:
My wife is a nurse, I get an IV drip.
The wife:
Not until I'm done with it.