Montana n: A state of the northwest United States bordering on Canada. Admitted as the 41st state in 1889. The fourth largest state in the union, it includes vast prairies and numerous majestic mountain ranges.
Syn: Treasure State, Big Sky Country, Last Best Place.
Jones n: slang. An addiction or very deep craving.
Sunday, August 27, 2006
Pop quiz. Who is the absolutely coolest, grooviest, most selfless, most charitable, most entertaining, musically talented cat in the entire Montana Blogosphere?
If you said The Chad you would be so right.
The Chad has gone out of his way to create a Montana Jones theme song. The Chad is awesome beyond words for doing so and he totally deserves a high five. Yeah, you heard that right. Montana Jones now has a theme song. It comes in two flavors, with and without lyrics. I recommend playing it in an endless loop. That's how I enjoy it.
If those links give you trouble try this one.
Life is so much better when you have a theme song. I can now make dramatic entrances. When everyone in the supermarket hears those first bars of my theme music they can look to the entrance to see me burst in looking cool. When ordering at my favorite restaurant the waiter will ask "What'll it be buddy?" and there will be a dramatic surge to the theme song as I look all thoughtful before saying "I'll have the cheeseburger." When I am out exercising everyone can get totally pumped up along with me because of the rocking beat of my theme song. The possibilities are endless. The theme song makes me feel like I could be out there getting into car chases, having shootouts, scoring hot chicks, thwarting villains, rescuing damsels. Oh yeah. Having a theme song is good.
There is more Jones in the archives: February 2005 March 2005 April 2005 May 2005 June 2005 July 2005 August 2005 September 2005 October 2005 November 2005 December 2005 January 2006 February 2006 March 2006 April 2006 May 2006 June 2006 July 2006 August 2006 September 2006 October 2006 November 2006 December 2006 January 2007 February 2007 March 2007 April 2007 May 2007 June 2007 July 2007 August 2007 September 2007 October 2007 November 2007 December 2007 January 2008 February 2008 March 2008 April 2008 May 2008 June 2008 July 2008 August 2008 September 2008 October 2008 November 2008 December 2008 January 2009 February 2009 March 2009 April 2009 May 2009 June 2009 December 2009 January 2010 May 2014