Montana Jones

Montana n: A state of the northwest United States bordering on Canada. Admitted as the 41st state in 1889. The fourth largest state in the union, it includes vast prairies and numerous majestic mountain ranges.
Syn: Treasure State, Big Sky Country, Last Best Place.

Jones n: slang. An addiction or very deep craving.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Horse ride

She:
How was the horse ride?
Me:
Short.
She:
That's good.
Me:
Not short as in faster, short as in only a few minutes.
She:
Oh?
Me:
Yeah, W_'s horse had thrown a shoe on the way up and then started limping on the way down, so he had to get off and walk. I couldn't sit on a horse and watch a cowboy walk so I offered him my horse.
She:
That was nice of you.
Me:
It got us down a lot quicker. Besides, it's the natural order of things; cowboys should ride and hikers should walk. Doing it the other way around feels wrong.

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