Montana Jones

Birthday greeting

She:

Thanks for the message but my birthday was yesterday.

Me:

Your birthday is on the 30th.

She:

Yeah. That was yesterday.

Me:

But today is... Dammit, dammit, dammit.

She:

You are so funny. Last year you called a day early.

Me:

So on average I am doing pretty good.

She:

Yeah, you have a good average. And thanks for the message. I appreciate it.

Me:

No problem. Did you have a good birthday?

She:

Yeah, I had a little party earlier while F_ and F_ were still here. It was cool. The boy I have a crush on was here and now Y_ is here and we are consuming leftover party food and drink.

Me:

Awwww, very cool. I'm sorry I forgot your birthday again.

She:

Pop quiz, what is my middle name?

Me:

Ummmm. I don't know. You never told me your middle name.

She:

Yes I have. I've told you lots of times.

Me:

No you haven't. I'm convinced you have never told me.

She:

Awww, you suck.

Me:

It's a trick question. You don't have a middle name.

She:

I have a middle name and I have told you.

Me:

Well, what is it?

She:

It's X_.

Me:

See, you never told me. I would have remembered X_.

She:

You're loosing it buddy.

Me:

Yeah, probably.

Labels: average, birthday, conversation, forgetful, loosing it, middle name

Posted by: Montana Jones / 8:46 AM