Montana Jones

Montana n: A state of the northwest United States bordering on Canada. Admitted as the 41st state in 1889. The fourth largest state in the union, it includes vast prairies and numerous majestic mountain ranges.
Syn: Treasure State, Big Sky Country, Last Best Place.

Jones n: slang. An addiction or very deep craving.

Sunday, October 09, 2005

A day without pants

A day without pants is refreshing.

A day without pants is unusual.

A day without pants is comfortable like a cup of tea and a good book.

A day without pants is decadence. An exploration of a base lifestyle

A day without pants is like christmas morning, wearing your jammies for as long as possible even though the whole family and a few house guests are around and everyone is hugging and eating and playing, but you are still in your jammies.

A day without pants is like a vacation. A day where there are no obligations, no places to be, only personal indulgences.

A day without pants is without trips to the store, trips to the post box, or any money spending whatsoever.

A day without pants is a day without checking for wallet or keys in your pockets.

A day without pants is a little less laundry to do later.

A day without pants gets chilly in Montana.

A day without pants is a day where you don't have to deal with any other people.

A day without pants is a day spent indoors.

A day without pants is antisocial.

A day without pants is a day without seeing the sky because the blinds are closed so as not to annoy/titillate the neighbors.

A day without pants is a little stir crazy because you are not getting out.

Comments:
No days w/o pants during harvest. Sigh. . .
 
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