Montana Jones

You know you are becoming smitten when...

• You catch yourself daydreaming of her instead of working.
• You can hear her voice during the imaginary conversations you have during your daydreams.
• Your pulse quickens when the phone rings because maybe it's her.
• You start liking her favorite foods.
• You start stocking more fruits and veggies and less frozen meals so as to make a good impression should she ever look in your fridge.
• More time is spent on dishes, laundry, housecleaning so you don't look like a total bachelor slob on the off chance she would visit unannounced.
• More care is spent on brushing, flossing, dressing, grooming because even though you don't have plans today an opportunity might present itself.
• You start calculating exactly how many hours to wait before you can call her again without sounding desperate and needy.
• You schedule an appointment for an HIV test.
• You start making checklists of questions and things to talk about so there are no awkward silences on your next date.
• You spend time researching things to do in an effort to top the last date.
• There is constant self denial about how much you are obsessing over the new girl.

Posted by: Montana Jones / 7:52 AM