Montana Jones

Montana n: A state of the northwest United States bordering on Canada. Admitted as the 41st state in 1889. The fourth largest state in the union, it includes vast prairies and numerous majestic mountain ranges.
Syn: Treasure State, Big Sky Country, Last Best Place.

Jones n: slang. An addiction or very deep craving.

Friday, October 28, 2005

You know you are becoming smitten when...

  • You catch yourself daydreaming of her instead of working.
  • You can hear her voice during the imaginary conversations you have during your daydreams.
  • Your pulse quickens when the phone rings because maybe it's her.
  • You start liking her favorite foods.
  • You start stocking more fruits and veggies and less frozen meals so as to make a good impression should she ever look in your fridge.
  • More time is spent on dishes, laundry, housecleaning so you don't look like a total bachelor slob on the off chance she would visit unannounced.
  • More care is spent on brushing, flossing, dressing, grooming because even though you don't have plans today an opportunity might present itself.
  • You start calculating exactly how many hours to wait before you can call her again without sounding desperate and needy.
  • You schedule an appointment for an HIV test.
  • You start making checklists of questions and things to talk about so there are no awkward silences on your next date.
  • You spend time researching things to do in an effort to top the last date.
  • There is constant self denial about how much you are obsessing over the new girl.
Oh honey, you have got it bad!
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