Montana Jones

Montana n: A state of the northwest United States bordering on Canada. Admitted as the 41st state in 1889. The fourth largest state in the union, it includes vast prairies and numerous majestic mountain ranges.
Syn: Treasure State, Big Sky Country, Last Best Place.

Jones n: slang. An addiction or very deep craving.

Saturday, November 26, 2005

Thankful without cliché

  • I am thankful for family, work, health and home.
  • I am thankful for the days I don't wear pants.
  • I am thankful for fleece socks
  • I am thankful for screaming guitars
  • I am thankful for pirated mp3's
  • I am thankful for long hot steamy showers
  • I am thankful for leftover Halloween candy
  • I am thankful for pizza and cheeseburgers
  • I am thankful for chocolate chip cookies and double fudge brownies
  • I am thankful for porn
  • I am thankful for girls with large breasts
  • I am thankful for girls who can talk dirty
  • I am thankful for cheep beer
  • I am thankful the tequila did not make me throw up this time
Comments:
Great list, you have a lot to be thankful for.
 
Love that last one...
 
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