Montana Jones

Montana n: A state of the northwest United States bordering on Canada. Admitted as the 41st state in 1889. The fourth largest state in the union, it includes vast prairies and numerous majestic mountain ranges.
Syn: Treasure State, Big Sky Country, Last Best Place.

Jones n: slang. An addiction or very deep craving.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Missoula's finest

Girl 1:
Yup, there go more stoner hippy guys.
Girl 2:
Missoula's finest.
Girl 1:
You see. This is why I am dating a guy in Minnesota.
Me:
I still think you would be happier with a local boyfriend. Surly there has to be someone nice around here.
Girl 1:
Not that I have found.
Girl 2:
The guys in the dating pool around here are a little lacking. That's how it is in Missoula. They are all hippies and stoners and students, no one with a good job or a career or anything like that.
Me:
Hmmm. Now that I think about it I have had better luck meeting women in my first year in Montana than I had over several years back at previous address. Nice guys must be in demand around here.
Comments:
lol, check out what I just finished blogging, totally relateable.
 
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