Montana Jones

Sick

He:

You sound stuffy Jones, do you have allergies?

Me:

Not really, I just have this sore throat thing.

She:

You sound terrible, are you sick?

Me:

No, just a frog in my throat.

She:

That's no frog, that's a buffalo.

Him:

Are you alright Jones? You don't sound so good.

Me:

I just had a sore throat, I'm getting over it.

Her:

That cough sounds terrible. Are you sure you are okay?

Me:

Yeah, I had a throat thing that has gone down to my chest. I'm okay.

Guy:

Are you sure you should be here? You sound bad.

Me:

Yeah, I'm fine. Gimmie that tissue.

Girl:

Are you sick Jones?

Me:

Okay, I'm sick. Alright? I have a cold. Are you happy? It's not all that bad, it hasn't slowed me down. Can't I be in denial about anything around here?

They:

Here, have some tea with lemon. Take this vitamin C. Are you taking Echinacea? Summer colds suck. You should get some sleep. Would you like a bowl of soup? Don't breath on me. Do you think it's this heat? Drink some orange juice. Have you taken your vitamin C?

Labels: advice, cold, conversation, denial, ill, sick, sore throat, stuffy, vitamin C

Posted by: Montana Jones / 6:47 AM