Montana Jones

Montana n: A state of the northwest United States bordering on Canada. Admitted as the 41st state in 1889. The fourth largest state in the union, it includes vast prairies and numerous majestic mountain ranges.
Syn: Treasure State, Big Sky Country, Last Best Place.

Jones n: slang. An addiction or very deep craving.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Birthdays don't stop

Mom:
And dad has a birthday coming up in a couple weeks too.
Me:
Oh yeah, that's right.
Mom:
It's his 68th.
Dad:
There won't be a party.
Me:
No worries. I'll do the partying for you.
Mom:
Right on.
Me:
Wait a minute. Did you say 68?
Dad:
Yeah. Want to make something of it?
Me:
What are you doing in your sixties? Weren't you guys just in your fifties the other year?
Mom:
Yeah. 18 years ago.
Me:
Sheesh. I can't keep up.

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