Montana Jones

Montana n: A state of the northwest United States bordering on Canada. Admitted as the 41st state in 1889. The fourth largest state in the union, it includes vast prairies and numerous majestic mountain ranges.
Syn: Treasure State, Big Sky Country, Last Best Place.

Jones n: slang. An addiction or very deep craving.

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Toilet Paper

She:
Hey, I have an FYI for you.
Her:
Oh? Okay.
She:
When my grandmother had problems with her septic system and the guy came out to fix it, he told her that the worst stuff you could possibly put down the toilet and into the septic system is Charmin Ultra.
Her:
Oh really?
She:
Yeah. A small system just can't handle that beefy stuff.
Her:
And that is what I have in there right now, isn't it?
She:
Sure is.
Her:
So what is the best?
She:
Kirkland.
Her:
The Costco brand?
She:
Yup. That is what the guy said.
Me:
Since moving to Montana I have learned more about septic systems than I have ever wanted to know.

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