Montana Jones

Montana n: A state of the northwest United States bordering on Canada. Admitted as the 41st state in 1889. The fourth largest state in the union, it includes vast prairies and numerous majestic mountain ranges.
Syn: Treasure State, Big Sky Country, Last Best Place.

Jones n: slang. An addiction or very deep craving.

Thursday, August 02, 2007

Family History

Brother:
That's where I met your mom you know, on the mountain.
Kid:
I know.
Brother:
And your grandma and grandpa met there too.
Uncle:
Yup, your granddad was wranglin' horses while your grandma was working on the mountain.
Aunt:
Have you met anyone Jones?
Me:
Not that I have been able to keep.
Brother:
There are advantages to that.
Uncle:
Yeah, you are probably better off than you know.

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